my dad just texted me that a dead bat has turned up on his door step https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦇" title="Bat" aria-label="Emoji: Bat">

now he’s not sure it’s dead. he wants to move it with a spatula.