When you become a Christian you have to choose which series you’re going to be weirdly obsessed with and use in all your spiritual innustrations: Narnia, Star Wars, LotR, or Harry Potter. Think of this decision as the after-credits scene on the romans road.

“Narnia Christian” and Baptist are basically the same thing bc they get their entire atonement theory from the lion the witch and the wardrobe

Lord of the rings Christians are the best ones to be friends with, since the entire series is basically a reminder that the true adventure is the friends along the way. They also drink their coffee black.

Star Wars Christians come in all shapes and sizes. I am one. Were dangerous. We hate almost half of our favorite movie series, you really think we’re going to put up with problematic theology? Yeah right, Rian Johnson and arias both suck

Harry Potter Christians are generally just the worst and will be blocked