I found this in the back of the freezer.
I'm going for it.
đŸ”„đŸ’©
Holy shit. I just licked the fork after stirring it. đŸ˜”đŸ”„
SWEET HOLY FUCKEROO.
Jesus. I can see through time. Fuck fuck fucking fuck.
Fuck.
Krakatoa... hold my beer. FUCKING HELLFIRE.
Serious fucking scalp sweats. Eyebrows suddenly make sense.
Once you get used to the heat it's just pain. Taste is irrelevant, I lost that sense about 10 minutes ago.
Fuck it. Uncontrollable burping. This is not a good sign.
My recommendation for anyone thinking of trying this:
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