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Just told Kylo he has to wear a helmet when he rides his bike, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo he can’t have screen time until he takes out the trash, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo pulling two whole weeds is not enough work to earn money for a new game, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo I can’t do a load of laundry just for his favorite shirt, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing an animal home doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo if he uses the last of the ketchup and doesn’t tell me, it won’t magically be replaced, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo he can’t check out the new Minecraft updates until he finishes clearing the table, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo he was warned that dyeing his hair wouldn’t end well and I won’t make an extra store trip for black dye, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo that if he insists on breaking his own helmets, he has to wear whatever we have in the garage, even if it doesn’t match his aesthetic, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing an animal home doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo it’s not my fault if he forgets to put his clothes in the laundry hamper and runs out of his favorites, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo shirts don’t iron themselves, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing an animal home doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo lightsabers are an outside-only activity, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo we did the best we could and to just leave it alone and let it grow back, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo his attempt to “fix” his haircut looks fine but I couldn’t quite keep a straight face, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing an animal home doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo having a glass of milk with a chocolate chip cookie is not “basically the same as cereal” and he can’t have it for breakfast, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo I’m working right now and not being able to find Waldo is a “him” problem, not an “us” problem, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing an animal home doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo it’s canonically inconsistent what, exactly, those helmets filter out so he still can’t go to the skate park (which is closed anyway), and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo axes are neither an inside nor an outside toy, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing an animal home doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo that the soda in the fridge might be his favorite but that doesn’t make it his, and since I pay for it, technically it’s *mine* so he can’t get mad when other people drink it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo I know prom is canceled and that he was going to boycott it even if it wasn’t but that I needed pictures in his suit anyway, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing an animal home doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo I’m sure it IS the best trick I’ve ever seen, but he knows these are my working hours so he just has to wait until I’m finished to show me, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo he’s grounded if he keeps muttering “Avada Kedavra” at me after I ask him to help clean up, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing an animal home doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo I don’t need to know where he was going with that pickaxe because the answer is no, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo I don’t know when the neighborhood pools will reopen but I’m willing to spray him with the hose, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo bringing home an animal doesn’t mean he gets to keep it, and he’s PISSED.
Just told Kylo I totally support him laboriously picking out the intro to Stairway to Heaven, I just support him doing it outside, and he’s PISSED.
