Some of you who haven’t experienced fatness before are panicking bc quarantine has caused you to gain more weight than ever. You’re still probably far from fat (no, really, just don’t).
But.
As a long-time fat, lemme give you some protips on living with fatness...

First, get your scale if you have one and calculate your current quarantine weight.
Now subtract your last pre-quarantine weight.
Now multiply by 0.
Now take the square root.

That is exactly the number of fucks you should give about your weight rn.

If you make it out of this global pandemic alive, then you made it. Your body has done well by you and deserves all the love you can give it.

Now go wash your hands.