Dear 2020 Election,

Prepare to be delegitimized for power preservation. Don't think you weren't warned.

Love,
2016 Election https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1250067500190089217
Might as well get a running thread going
This is gonna be a long thread https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1264558926021959680
Weeeeeeee
Ain't no one gonna break his stride
Ain’t no one gonna slow him down
Oh no he got to keep on moving
With a rebel yell, he cried more more more
At the 9 O’Clock hour, he cried more more more
https://twitter.com/MikeSacksEsq/status/1250076029550460929
All day
Why yes this is a running thread
Oh hi https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1277429217190428673
I must go on I can’t go on
Laying that groundwork broken brick by broken brick
Hello don't you know me
Get ready
And there it is
The Afterglow
Oceans 2020
cc: The Villages; 11th Circuit's 6-4 GOP Judge Majority
Every box checked
Can’t stop won’t stop
Missed this one, sorry
Interrupting our regularly scheduled Presidential Election Delegitimization Programming to bring you this public service announcement from @rickhasen https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/19/opinion/trump-usps-mail-voting.html
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Weeeeeeeeeeee
Whoomp https://twitter.com/JoeBrunoWSOC9/status/1297941482763161600?s=20
On Message
Gah missed these
Unironically using this accurate @ElieNYC summary of POTUS’s spoken words as a placeholder for when POTUS repeats it by tweet himself https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1301287564524097539
Wow that didn’t take long at all.

Also: Called It
Hey yo
Get it
Keep up!
Ah missed these
Go go go
Get at it
Zero
Weeeeeeeeeee
Oh man missed these
Targeted strike
Interplatform cross-branch singalong https://twitter.com/LeahLitman/status/1320879924849377280
This is the litigation position until and unless it becomes a “there’s always a tweet”
SURPRISE! https://twitter.com/axios/status/1322982391187677184
As he was saying...
Sprinting to the finish line
Work those refs
Work it
"They" "finding"
Get at it
I'll count it
Kingly
Undermining the undermining to undermine
Oh I see the play now: demand not all votes be counted, which then delivers the presidency to the other guy, so that you can then say the election was cut short and therefore fraudulent.
CLARIFICATION
Overtime Overdrive
Origin of Symmetry
Hey yo
Claim on
Perhaps
Can’t stop now
State it
Weeeeeeeeee
I want to stop doing this
To answer my previous tweet’s question, no I can’t stop doing this https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/1325941269189832705
Shout it
Shout it
Shout it out loud
Flip reality, flip the states!
Shout
Shout
Let it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on
I'm talking to you
Come on
(Yes I’m taking thematically relevant requests now) https://twitter.com/bvllets/status/1326244016359346176
Shoot, messenger, etc
Blah
Blah
Thanks for the QT but dude read the thread, the dissenters said you were peddling garbage, too http://www.pacourts.us/assets/opinions/Supreme/out/J-116-2020do%20-%20104608159120049063.pdf?cb=1
Blah blah
Should really just make this a daily digest now
Get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet
Get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat
You gotta lose your mind in Detroit Rock City
Movin' fast, doin' ninety five
Hit top speed but I'm still movin' much too slow
Twelve o'clock, I gotta rock
There's a truck ahead, lights starin' at my eyes
Mathman
I need somebody
(Help!) not just anybody
(Help!) you know I need someone
Help!
No, you didn’t https://twitter.com/mikesacksesq/status/1329555844082642944?s=21
Sure do
Pudding
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me?
When
What channel
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I gone?
Twiqballed
Here I am baby
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm yours
(You got my future in your hands)
How
Spiral out, keep going
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