Wow this Facetune app is incredible

I hit the “undo years of substance abuse and make me look like a pussy” button, and advanced algorithms took care of the rest

> rides a peloton once

Whoah, now FaceApp, this shit right here is legit. Man, I’d fuck this guy.

Wow if I start taking care of my skin, lose a little weight, and grow some gray stubble I could be the worlds sexiest man

Remind me to never ever grow a beard ever

Diabeetus

“Ugh dad I wanted to go to art school, not be a doctor”