This tweet is dedicated to my husband, who saves some of his brain space for keeping track of my glasses. Because every day, sometimes multiple times a day, I put them down and panic, declaring we cannot do anything until they are found because I can& #39;t see anything.

To the husband who has purchased multiple tracking devices for my glasses and who has never thrown it in my face that I never actually put them on my glasses.

I marvel at his self-control at this kind of stuff. I do not possess this kind of ability. If he did something this annoying all the time and I literally handed him the tool to stop and he didn& #39;t, HE WOULD HEAR ABOUT IT.