TELL YOUR KIDS THE TRUTH WHICH IS THAT IF THEY GO ON THE PLAYGROUND THEY MIGHT UNWITTINGLY PICK UP AND THEN PASS ON A VIRUS THAT COULD FUCKING KILL SOMEONE BETHANY https://twitter.com/bethanyshondark/status/1249870324562374661

I know I sound angry, but I do sincerely appreciate Bethany's willingness to confirm that in addition to being dumber than a bag of hammers, she is also a shitty parent.

There is no more entitled snowflake idiotic privileged conservative position imaginable than "I'm so angry my kids can't go to the playground that people I don't know personally should drown in their own infected blood."