quotes from ratatouille that have a real seokjin energy: a thread

"what's my problem? first of all, i'm a rat."

"one can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!"

"we need to work out a system
so that i do what you want in a way that doesn't look like
i'm being controlled by a tiny rat chef"

"i robbed the second largest bank in france using only a ballpoint pen"

"symphony of crackle. only great bread sound this way."

"we are artist, pirate. more than cooks are we."

"don't just hork it down!"

"ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. it sounds like 'rat' and 'patootie'."

"i hate false modesty. it's just another way to lie."

"i have [...] a tiny chef that tells me what to do"

"i'm going to risk looking like the
biggest idiot psycho you've ever seen"

"taunting me with that rat [...] he's consorting with it"

"the rat! it's stolen my documents!"

"i'd like your heart roasted on a spit"

"you might think you are a chef, but you are still only a rat"

"i, in return, will not kill you"

"i'm not talking about cooking. i'm talking about guts"

"ratatouille? it's a peasant dish"