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fuck it. thread of my favorite tik toks
yellow
the secret american plan
know what makes a birthday card so special?
time for some adult content
piano man
when i close my eyes i can’t see
so do you will
show me what sound a giraffe makes
i put my phone on my fan
this is why you-
what is the weirdest thing you thought of doing for money?
DANGER
rutabaga rabitowitz
it’s 5 am
oh you need a mask?
how to get a girlfriend
should we go pinky?
nicki minaj???
online classes
fork
hippopotamus
final goodbye
no more bad words
wtf
baby why don’t you just meet me in the lidl
i can’t believe we’re in quarantine
did you guys hear about that actress who got stabbed?
i’m bald!!
a nice family dinner
why do they call it mac n’ cheese?
hello
who are you talking to???
~welcome to chapter nine~
clayton?
𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩
does that mean i’m smart?
twilight’s deleted scene
i had a lot of grey
homophobia is so stupid
i like mugs
i just wanna go oUtSiDeEeEeE
did you fuck my sister?
for goodness sake
warming up my snack
social dickinson
let me be sure i still got my GUN
why not?
can i order the coffee in cursive?
it’s not easy being the disappointment of the family
mushrooms
-disappointment-
uh hello i’m from britain
calling teachers with their first names
