Having recently tried Weetabix for the first time, I hereby offer them some free ad copy:

Weetabix: Fish food, but for people!

Be whelmed by Weetabix!

Weetabix: Foodlike!

Ever wonder what it& #39;s like to be a termite? Eat Weetabix!

Weetabix: Every now and then I fall apart.

Weetabix: Making four ingredients taste like zero ingredients since 1932.

Weetabix: If it& #39;s any consolation, we& #39;re not sure why you& #39;re still eating us, either.