Man, last night was full of dreams. Like dreams out the wazoo. They all had their own thing going on and I really wanna write them out...so I will. Brace yourself for the tweets. Hopefully twitter will condense them if I do it all in one go.

So the first dream I had involved going to a Britney Spears concert with a coworker. I guess we were gonna meet up there? I was in my old house (for some reason?) and I was thinking to myself “I have plenty of time. It’s almost 1pm. Concert starts at 6pm. No prob.”

It’s a lil after 1pm and I get a text from my coworker saying “hey I’m here (at concert) I guess I’m meeting you here?” And I’m like “???” And then I look at the time of concert and find out that the concert is actually from 1pm-6pm!! I was like oh shit!

So I’m trying to get shit ready and I’m about to call an Uber to get to the venue, which is actually Jacob Javits (where they do comic con) and idk what happened, but I basically got to the concert right when it ended, so I’m tryna meet my coworker while ppl are bustling out.

And while I’m the middle of the crowd, I stop to them for a sec and then it hit me. I literally yelled “CORONAVIRUS” and I woke up. Because I knew we’re supposed to be at home, not gathering for shit like that so I knew I had to be dreaming.

I guess I fell back asleep pretty quickly and dreamt again. I guess it was the day after the concert. I’m somewhere in Brooklyn (it’s not a Brooklyn I’ve seen in rl but it definitely looks like some part of bklyn) and I come across this packed Viet street food stand.

There’s a lot of ppl ordering and standing around for their food. And im like “this place is poppin, let me try this out.” Their menu was too hard to read (they way they wrote the items made no sense to me so idk what was what.)

A lady taking orders asked me what I want and was rushing me (made sense since there was so much people) I could not for the life of me figure out what I wanted. So I asked what the first thing was and she said it was some sandwich that had sirloin, bacon, some other shit,

And I was like uhh idk if I want that and then. You guessed it. I stopped to think. And yelled “CORONAVIRUS” and woke back up. Bc again I realized we can’t be gathering so close like this so I had to be dreaming. (This is so weird...)

Ok so obviously I had another dream. To get it out there, I didn’t wake myself up with corona this time. I woke up bc I needed to for work. Lol. This one was the longest and kinda bizarre.

So it’s like Christmas season? I meet this grumpy looking old man and idk how it happened, but he invited me to his home bc he asked if I could teach him Japanese and I was like “well I don’t know much but I can try.” (Spoilers. I never teach him Japanese.)

I get to his place. It’s this huge ass fucking Mansion of a house. There’s a ton of family members inside (his kids, his kids kids, servants, his kids kids friends. It was a lot. But still a lot of space to run around.)

So he gets distracted by a bunch of things and eventually, he just goes “I’m tired of all this shit, I’m going to bed.” And he does. While I’m still walking around checking out the house. Idr much, but one thing that stood out was a whole wall of drawings.

Most of them were his grandkids drawings, and but there was like 5 of them that were actually mine (I say mine, but rl me never drew them. Dream me I guess drew them??) but they were all cringe. All Christmas themed. One pic was a group of dream me’s OCs doing a family shot

By a chair that had ugly snowflake patterns on it, and one person sitting on the chair with their legs crossed. And all the other drawings was of the same girl, sitting on the chair, but with the snowflake pattern poorly placed on the chair. For some reason,

She was in the same stupid cross leg pose, and I guess dream me thought it was cringey because those drawings spanned years and she never realized how often she drew this girl sitting with her leg crossed on the same ugly chair??

Anyway, some stuff happened in between that’s not worth getting into, but i ended up leaving the place, was walking home when I looked across the street at a delivery man making a delivery to a house that had a large lion playing and biting a large sofa package?

The delivery man just looked annoyed that the package was being destroyed and I was like “that person owns a grey lion. Weird....Imma just stay on my side of the street and not get involved.”

And as I kept walking I just saw a line of random animals just walking down the sidewalk (penguins, hippos Jaguars, panthers, giraffes?) all grey/black toned. And I was like “ok if I don’t step in their way then I won’t get hurt. But also where are all these coming from.”

And then a bunch of grey people were also walking by (some clothed, some not) and then some narrator voice has been talking this entire time and was saying ppls statues were coming to life and I guess it included indoor and outdoor statues and I’m like huh??”

And then I woke up bc it was 7am and I needed to be up for work and I didn’t want to revisit that dream. Suffice to say. It was one of the weirder ones.