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good morning world, my mom found out I smoke 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> step dads really be the pussiest bitches
she really didn’t seem too mad about it though, it was funny. I was walking out of the house and everyone’s sleeping, I’m already walking through the driveway and she comes out
“where u going” & I’m standing there with my speaker in one hand
i told her I couldn’t sleep, she goes “you think I don’t know what you do, you’re gonna go smoke aren’t u?”
i still left but I told her I loved her https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> I come to the shed where I usually smoke, wanna know what I find?
her husband deadass found a fire hydrant (idk where) and a gas thingy (both are heavy) & he blocked the door w it
i laughed lmaooooo motherfucker ima still smoke
I dedicate this morning’s wake and bake to snitches
