good come backs for ages 4-6

;a thread
one; fall on some safety scissors
two; choke on your crayons
three; I'm gonna steal your gummy bears and stickers
four; I'm going to burn your silent reading tent
five; shut up ugly (gets them everytime)
six; purple? for skin colour? what are you? the kid who (I'm not finishing this-)
;end of thread
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