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THREAD OF THINGS THAT MAKE MEN GAY AF
reading. how the hell you gon run ya eyes over these letters rn sounding out words in your head? gay asl.
breathing. you really just taking in air that brushed past another nigga dick. GAY.
eating fruit. you eating something healthy AND sweet? healthy foods and sweet foods both too feminine, but fruit??? that’s just GAY
don’t get me started on smoothies! you so gay that chewing is too much for you?? smh
school. you gon let some random man put information in your head? you gon listen to the words he telling you and write em down??? GAY.
if you got a female teacher unless you tryna fuck you got no business being there still unless you GAY.
ping pong. i can’t believe you hitting a ball back n forth with them lil paddles. i bet you think that shit cute but it’s just GAY.
guitar hero! if you know how to use the orange button you might need to get sent to conversion therapy!!! real guitar gay enough but that’s super super GAY.
driving. you just moving around in a machine built by a man staring at the back of another man’s machine?? you better walk nigga. GAY
congratulations you made it to the end of the thread with yo gay ass. reading this thread just made you super gay. welcome to the LGBTQ community!
(i’m a fuckin dyke and this thread is clearly satire, but if you’re really struggling with your sexuality my DMs are open.
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(i’m a fuckin dyke and this thread is clearly satire, but if you’re really struggling with your sexuality my DMs are open.
)
