My husband& #39;s co-worker said he would never want to go to Chicago because there are "too many blacks."
He& #39;s from Russia.

My husband, who is Black, asked WTF he was talking about.

"In my experience, Blacks don& #39;t work."

Mike: "You& #39;re literally having a nap on the clock, bro."
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Dude: "No no, I& #39;m just saying. I never see Blacks work like us."

Mike: "I& #39;m Black; you& #39;re lazy. Get the fuck up & get back to work."

Dude: "What? You are not a black!"

Mike: "https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face">"

Dude: "I& #39;m coming, I& #39;m coming! I don& #39;t see how you can be a black."

Mike: "https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face"> Fuck you. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face">"

This happens to him so much it& #39;s only funny to me now.

Mike never laughs. I be cracking the fuck up when he tells me this shit.

Moral?

Shut the fuck up with that racist shit. You legit have no idea who is Black.

I always know.
But, I don& #39;t tell white ppl.
Need our spies.