My husband's co-worker said he would never want to go to Chicago because there are "too many blacks."
He's from Russia.

My husband, who is Black, asked WTF he was talking about.

"In my experience, Blacks don't work."

Mike: "You're literally having a nap on the clock, bro."

Dude: "No no, I'm just saying. I never see Blacks work like us."

Mike: "I'm Black; you're lazy. Get the fuck up & get back to work."

Dude: "What? You are not a black!"

Mike: ""

Dude: "I'm coming, I'm coming! I don't see how you can be a black."

Mike: " Fuck you. "

This happens to him so much it's only funny to me now.

Mike never laughs. I be cracking the fuck up when he tells me this shit.

Moral?

Shut the fuck up with that racist shit. You legit have no idea who is Black.

I always know.
But, I don't tell white ppl.
Need our spies.