Read on Twitter
lemme see how many more followers I can lose:
FUCK YOUR SKINNY FEELINGS
SOVEREIGNTY OF COLONISED LAND WAS NEVER CEDED
SEX WORK IS REAL WORK
YES, YOUR FOUNDATION THAT'S FIVE SHADES DARKER THAN YOUR SKIN IS RACIST
COMMUNISM IS GOOD ACTUALLY
FUCK YOUR SKINNY FEELINGS
SOVEREIGNTY OF COLONISED LAND WAS NEVER CEDED
SEX WORK IS REAL WORK
YES, YOUR FOUNDATION THAT'S FIVE SHADES DARKER THAN YOUR SKIN IS RACIST
COMMUNISM IS GOOD ACTUALLY
oh also KAREN ISN'T A SLUR AND NEITHER IS CIS AND NEITHER IS TERF, YOU'RE JUST AN OVERLY SENSITIVE CISHET WHITE WOMAN WHOSE "FEMINISM" WHOLLY COMPRISES GETTING MORE OF THE BENEFITS OF PATRIARCHY FOR YOURSELF
wait I have more
BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN'T EXIST EVER, NOT EVEN THE "NICE" ONES
NATIONALISE ALL UTILITIES
SHUT UP ABOUT PLASTIC STRAWS IF YOU'RE NOT DISABLED
CENTRISTS ARE JUST CLOSETED FASCISTS
ABOLISH PRISONS
BACON IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE
BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN'T EXIST EVER, NOT EVEN THE "NICE" ONES
NATIONALISE ALL UTILITIES
SHUT UP ABOUT PLASTIC STRAWS IF YOU'RE NOT DISABLED
CENTRISTS ARE JUST CLOSETED FASCISTS
ABOLISH PRISONS
BACON IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE
I really had some of y'all singing along until the bacon line, huh
wait until you find out that I think tea is much better than coffee
I have a really nice huge ceramic mug that says "insert coffee" inside at the bottom and I take great joy in covering those words with tea or hot milo, both of which are far superior drinks
if you, too, hate both pigs and cops (haha, sorry, just a little fun with tautology there), I've got a patreon http://patreon.com/jaythenerdkid
I don't actually hate pigs as animals, I think they're pretty cute
cops suck though
cops suck though
thank you for the reminder, BILLY JOEL IS LOVE BILLY JOEL IS LIFE https://twitter.com/HenryWHall/status/1249973379429433344?s=19
uh for anyone just joining us, this is mostly a billy joel meme account these days tbh
okay well this thread had the opposite effect from what I intended
