lemme see how many more followers I can lose:

FUCK YOUR SKINNY FEELINGS
SOVEREIGNTY OF COLONISED LAND WAS NEVER CEDED
SEX WORK IS REAL WORK
YES, YOUR FOUNDATION THAT& #39;S FIVE SHADES DARKER THAN YOUR SKIN IS RACIST
COMMUNISM IS GOOD ACTUALLY
oh also KAREN ISN& #39;T A SLUR AND NEITHER IS CIS AND NEITHER IS TERF, YOU& #39;RE JUST AN OVERLY SENSITIVE CISHET WHITE WOMAN WHOSE "FEMINISM" WHOLLY COMPRISES GETTING MORE OF THE BENEFITS OF PATRIARCHY FOR YOURSELF
wait I have more

BILLIONAIRES SHOULDN& #39;T EXIST EVER, NOT EVEN THE "NICE" ONES
NATIONALISE ALL UTILITIES
SHUT UP ABOUT PLASTIC STRAWS IF YOU& #39;RE NOT DISABLED
CENTRISTS ARE JUST CLOSETED FASCISTS
ABOLISH PRISONS
BACON IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE
I really had some of y& #39;all singing along until the bacon line, huh
wait until you find out that I think tea is much better than coffee
I have a really nice huge ceramic mug that says "insert coffee" inside at the bottom and I take great joy in covering those words with tea or hot milo, both of which are far superior drinks
I don& #39;t actually hate pigs as animals, I think they& #39;re pretty cute

cops suck though
thank you for the reminder, BILLY JOEL IS LOVE BILLY JOEL IS LIFE https://twitter.com/HenryWHall/status/1249973379429433344?s=19">https://twitter.com/HenryWHal...
uh for anyone just joining us, this is mostly a billy joel meme account these days tbh
okay well this thread had the opposite effect from what I intended
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