New gameshow.

Dogs of several sizes & varieties with numbered vests.

Swimming pool.

Obstacle course running around the edge of a swimming pool a bit like climbing doggy parkour.
Bitch in heat on a raft at the end of the parkour.
Contestants in teams bet on which dog is 1st to successfully copulate with raft bitch.

They go in rounds like It's A Knockout.
That was the other dream I had last night 🎉
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