a thread of objects or living things hating me/my existence:

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i was pretty paranoid and scared when i was young so i pretty much avoided everything. going out, trying new things, running, you name it. then one day i tripped and fell on my face. stopped caring after that and started becoming clumsier each day. :,)

i trip and fall at least twice a day, if i’m lucky I’ll only fall once

i stub my toe a lot, and it’s usually the same toe

applications hate me too. refuses to work whenever i want it to and i end up redownloading them again and again

to make it short, i’m a clumsy piece of shit that the world hates, living or not. i get made fun of bc of it and i don’t mind, it’s rly funny lol. don’t wish for the same thing to happen to you though. it costs a ton of bruises and tears :,)

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