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You don’t know flexing until you’ve been to PTA.
Lol those bras will turn something simple into luxury. They’ll describe every detail.
“Setse o bone o tsena ka mo Kollonade,opposite di movie,e le Milky Lane,ngwanyana a’o lebelle ka leitlho la tlala.”
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Lol those bras will turn something simple into luxury. They’ll describe every detail.
“Setse o bone o tsena ka mo Kollonade,opposite di movie,e le Milky Lane,ngwanyana a’o lebelle ka leitlho la tlala.”
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“O sa mmotsisa mola
o re ‘baby o shap?’
A re ‘nna ke dumile ice-cream’
o re ‘shap my love,a re kene ka mo Milky Lane’
Go kena ka mole o bona menu wa di I’ve-cream,bo di bana split,Strawberry Sundae.
O re ‘my love,o batla e feng?’
A re ‘surprise me bae’
Ke re bona.”
o re ‘baby o shap?’
A re ‘nna ke dumile ice-cream’
o re ‘shap my love,a re kene ka mo Milky Lane’
Go kena ka mole o bona menu wa di I’ve-cream,bo di bana split,Strawberry Sundae.
O re ‘my love,o batla e feng?’
A re ‘surprise me bae’
Ke re bona.”
“O sa botsa cashier gore o batla double chocolate strawberry Sundae with extra strawberries for your sweet tooth. Witse ka daar a gofe ka cone,ba tlisa ice-cream bowl ka di dessert teaspoon tsele tse telle. O sa ja ice-cream ya strawberry syrup.”
“O bona syrup ele e stuckile mo molomong wa baby...o sa kopa serviette gore o mo phumule. A blush’e,a bone gore o mo tlhokometse. O mo jise strawberry,a feel’e o ka re o ko romantic dating. Khante neh,enoba fela ice-cream date.”
“Waitse mara ice-cream date?”
That’s them hyping up the topic. Bras ba Pitori are elite
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That’s them hyping up the topic. Bras ba Pitori are elite
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PTA bras are big on brand alignment. Their flex stems from there. Their topics always start off in the most random way.
“Hape Ramaphosa wabontsa gore o ja sesame seed bun. E nkgopotsa borotho bola ba wholewheat ba ko Woolies ba R32. Waitse wholewheat?”
“Hape Ramaphosa wabontsa gore o ja sesame seed bun. E nkgopotsa borotho bola ba wholewheat ba ko Woolies ba R32. Waitse wholewheat?”
“O bone o tsena ka mo Woolies,o shapa Ke aircon,o nkgela mablomo o ka re Ke Valentine’s Day. Witse if o vaile le madam o tlo batla mablomo a le a R95. Di pink lilies,ba di beile ka mo di black bucket di tshwtswe ka metsi gore mablara a ska swa.”
“Wena nakweo o tletse wholewheat bread ya R32. Witse borotho bole bo na le Body Mass Index,le di serving suggestion. Ko re ko Woolies bao botsa gore o je bjang borotho ba bona. Haai Matome wa di 6-sly tsa Albany. Mole bao bontsa gore o je bjang borotho.”
“Bjanong o bone mo le serving suggestion e re 2-sly per meal. O sa tseya fresh lettuce,red baby tomatoes,parmesan cheese,hickory ham,le smooth margarine. Akere bjanong wetsa healthy sandwich.
O filthe ko cashier a re ‘hello sir’ e seng ba ko Shoprite bao thoma fela ka plastic.”
O filthe ko cashier a re ‘hello sir’ e seng ba ko Shoprite bao thoma fela ka plastic.”
“Cashier a’o botsise gore o na le Woolworths card? O mofe yona,a swipe for di rewards points. Jou doll a beye mablara mola,witse scanner as bona a selle go tshwana le sa ko Shoprite. Subtle beeps. A ba batle o ope ke tlhogo. Di re R350 for those few items,o swipe ka smile.”
“O bona setse bao paketse grocery bao fe le trolley gore o ska imelega. Ya,service bafana!! Wena wetse wholewheat bread,o boa ka grocery. Ke sure Ramaphosa ga ja sesame seed bun o ja ka poached egg ya mae a tswang daar ko Woolies.”
Exhibit A
Flexing ka sugar diabetes
Flexing ka sugar diabetes
Exhibit B
Bragging about steak & quality of eggs
Bragging about steak & quality of eggs
