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You don’t know flexing until you’ve been to PTA.
Lol those bras will turn something simple into luxury. They’ll describe every detail.
“Setse o bone o tsena ka mo Kollonade,opposite di movie,e le Milky Lane,ngwanyana a’o lebelle ka leitlho la tlala.”
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Lol those bras will turn something simple into luxury. They’ll describe every detail.
“Setse o bone o tsena ka mo Kollonade,opposite di movie,e le Milky Lane,ngwanyana a’o lebelle ka leitlho la tlala.”
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“O sa mmotsisa mola
o re ‘baby o shap?’
A re ‘nna ke dumile ice-cream’
o re ‘shap my love,a re kene ka mo Milky Lane’
Go kena ka mole o bona menu wa di I’ve-cream,bo di bana split,Strawberry Sundae.
O re ‘my love,o batla e feng?’
A re ‘surprise me bae’
Ke re bona.”
o re ‘baby o shap?’
A re ‘nna ke dumile ice-cream’
o re ‘shap my love,a re kene ka mo Milky Lane’
Go kena ka mole o bona menu wa di I’ve-cream,bo di bana split,Strawberry Sundae.
O re ‘my love,o batla e feng?’
A re ‘surprise me bae’
Ke re bona.”
“O sa botsa cashier gore o batla double chocolate strawberry Sundae with extra strawberries for your sweet tooth. Witse ka daar a gofe ka cone,ba tlisa ice-cream bowl ka di dessert teaspoon tsele tse telle. O sa ja ice-cream ya strawberry syrup.”
“O bona syrup ele e stuckile mo molomong wa baby...o sa kopa serviette gore o mo phumule. A blush’e,a bone gore o mo tlhokometse. O mo jise strawberry,a feel’e o ka re o ko romantic dating. Khante neh,enoba fela ice-cream date.”
“Waitse mara ice-cream date?”
That’s them hyping up the topic. Bras ba Pitori are elite
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That’s them hyping up the topic. Bras ba Pitori are elite
PTA bras are big on brand alignment. Their flex stems from there. Their topics always start off in the most random way.
“Hape Ramaphosa wabontsa gore o ja sesame seed bun. E nkgopotsa borotho bola ba wholewheat ba ko Woolies ba R32. Waitse wholewheat?”
“Hape Ramaphosa wabontsa gore o ja sesame seed bun. E nkgopotsa borotho bola ba wholewheat ba ko Woolies ba R32. Waitse wholewheat?”
“O bone o tsena ka mo Woolies,o shapa Ke aircon,o nkgela mablomo o ka re Ke Valentine’s Day. Witse if o vaile le madam o tlo batla mablomo a le a R95. Di pink lilies,ba di beile ka mo di black bucket di tshwtswe ka metsi gore mablara a ska swa.”
“Wena nakweo o tletse wholewheat bread ya R32. Witse borotho bole bo na le Body Mass Index,le di serving suggestion. Ko re ko Woolies bao botsa gore o je bjang borotho ba bona. Haai Matome wa di 6-sly tsa Albany. Mole bao bontsa gore o je bjang borotho.”
“Bjanong o bone mo le serving suggestion e re 2-sly per meal. O sa tseya fresh lettuce,red baby tomatoes,parmesan cheese,hickory ham,le smooth margarine. Akere bjanong wetsa healthy sandwich.
O filthe ko cashier a re ‘hello sir’ e seng ba ko Shoprite bao thoma fela ka plastic.”
O filthe ko cashier a re ‘hello sir’ e seng ba ko Shoprite bao thoma fela ka plastic.”
“Cashier a’o botsise gore o na le Woolworths card? O mofe yona,a swipe for di rewards points. Jou doll a beye mablara mola,witse scanner as bona a selle go tshwana le sa ko Shoprite. Subtle beeps. A ba batle o ope ke tlhogo. Di re R350 for those few items,o swipe ka smile.”
“O bona setse bao paketse grocery bao fe le trolley gore o ska imelega. Ya,service bafana!! Wena wetse wholewheat bread,o boa ka grocery. Ke sure Ramaphosa ga ja sesame seed bun o ja ka poached egg ya mae a tswang daar ko Woolies.”
Exhibit A
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Flexing ka sugar diabetes
Exhibit B
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Bragging about steak & quality of eggs
