Grab a seat let me do this Mini thread once about this other dude who never told me he had a wife ...
Nna ke clown ke nagana ke mo maratong..
So I just finished having some fire rounds from my friend and I have to go home. I'm exhausted TF ! Imagine I have to get on a Rea Vaya ka 8
On my way to get on the bus there's a Mercedes following me and shuu didn't believe I can get kidnapped ko Maboneng like really?
Fast forward this nafty dude asked If he could lift me and cause nna ke rata automatic I got it.
I die I die .. oksalayo i die my way you dig.
We talk mina no brother next thing I know ke ko hartfield or what you call it... now I knew I'm dying kante brother is taking me out for food and I like food..
On the way there I texted @kgopotsoRadebe and @PPhutiMoloto sent them my location and went on to live my best life and we chilled there mind you I reek of weed and a nikkahs sperm on this random date .
Maar ewine ekhona and ndi present !!
Fuck it I'm stay till 6 .. we stayed together and still talked and that's when we exchanged numbers.. and talked of seeing each other again and I was game cause well all I had was my friend from maboneng who is my little adventure.
Fast forward we met couple of times and took me out all this nice places I was loving my best life no brother yaz. Like Sandton, Hyde Park and those white filled nton ntons where my second home. I was falling for him cause vele he tapped into my heart with food. Fuck I'm easy.
The day we had to have sex was awkward but shem he was okay.. he did good that day I squirted which is really rare when I have sex. I mean some people have to use toys to get me to that level.
But from that day the sex went downhill.
Like yho
Still continued with him though cause I mean he was god sent cause one day i was sick and he came all the way from Craighall to give me meds like whoo I'm having his kids lona.
Fast forward the honey moon phase bhuti hears I slept over ko vanessa and says he will pick me up in the morning after cause it was Carnatia's birthday..
I had fun and well I needed dick so moré vele vele I'll text him. So I did
He video calls me and I am excited.
Picked up its Mama! Hao okay asked who she ? She's shocked at my calmness and shouts that's she the wife who else Weehhh
Aow wena baby girl I didn't know and tell her that congratulations but wheres the owner of the phone ...
She hangs up and the threats start coming ...
Uthe she will make me trend till today I'm waiting
She tried to threaten me with a nudie sent bhuti kante THATS NOT EVEN MY NUDE shuu manje wifie and I are both devastated like the fuck is going on ...
I decided to call @PPhutiMoloto and she fished out nnete better when she acted like another mistress wakhe and shu it wasn't pretty.
Fast forward I never got dick, my friend wako maboneng is at his girlfriend's place and I'm horny hape my alleged bae ke Husby shuu hectic.
Oh yeah after the whole drama nyana the wife smashed the phone and yea silence
Until a month later Phuti calls me and tells me to login ...
Hakiri ke yo motho has risen from the dead and wants my number..
NAZO Keh I want to nyela him vele vele!
Mofe wena chommie !
Kante bathi pussy so good caught feelings and he will make it work between us.
Ewallet ya 2k nyana to say he is sorry ..
And I was back in business 😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♀️ ejob ejob
In conclusion I still remained naye for the money and the trips.. then he hit on my friend then I blocked him.
The end !!!
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