Imagine you live in a big ass house with a shit load of dumbasses and the cook gives you two option that you *will* eat. A) Poisonous Orange Shit, or B) Moldy White Bread. Option A has a cult that *will* vote for it. Yes, you wanted an exquisite meal, but these are your options
the moldy white bread will get x # of people in the house sick, possibly even die. The poisoned orange shit *already* killed people (seen it seep into the structure of the house for the past 4 yrs & it’s ruined everything it touched).

Remember, one of these *will* be served
Now, you might think that not voting for either meal will, like, idk, enable you to go on a hunger strike, or something... but not everyone is, idk, badass as you, or whatever...
‘they’re both poison’ you say to the people trapped in the house with you to people who the orange shit has targeted specifically. ‘We need the whole system to crumble’ you say to the person stuck in the house. ‘Left & right are the same’ you explain to a kid kept in the closet
‘Bernie was going to change everything’ you say to the person who you previously told that voting doesn’t change anything. ‘Fuck him anyways, he endorsed the moldy bread’ you say as the orange shit let’s a virus spread around the house
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