Smooth fuckboy traits alert..
1. Yar dupatta sae se pehna kro, mai nae chahta k meri izzat pe kisi ki nazar paray!
*Few minutes later* Jaan sonay lait gyi ho? Kya pehna hai?
2. Yar ye apni feminist dostu se door raha kro ye tumhara dimagh kharab krti hain. Khair. Kis position mai laiti ho?
3. Yar mere paas nudes ki kami hai? I can easily watch porn! Mai sirf islye mangta hu k pata chalay k tum mujpe trust krti ho k nae. Bager trust k kese relationship krain jaan?
4. Samjha kro yar mai nae krskta tmharay sath post kuch. Mere paas ajeeb ajeeb se lrkay add hain.
5. Meri jaan mai khud us lrki se tang hu lekin kya kru yar jb bhi usay chornay ki baat krta hu wo suicide krne ki dhamki deti hai. Ajeeb phansa hua hu babe
6. I needed you to complete me. I've been depressed all my life! Ese he mera sath do, mujhe sahara do aur halki phulki nudes bhejdo beshak
7. Trust me jin larkiyu k sath mai ghoomta hu, I don't even talk to them. Ese he fuzool parties mai mil leta hu bs har raat. Tum special ho yar tumhe kese btau! Tumharay sath aik alag si feeling ati hai
8. Yar kassam se pichli 16 bandiyu k sath mai serious nae tha yar I was a kid back then. Ab mai sirf aur sirf tumharay sath he serious rhunga bcz ye jo hai na yar humdono k beech.. Ye special hai.
9. Sports bra wese kya hota hai? Oh acha sports k time pehentay hain. Kyu yar? Kesay zarurat prti hai? O acha hiltay hain to dard hota hoga maybe jinkay baray ho. Tmharay baray hain? Nice MashaAllah
10. Ghabra kyu rhi ho yar sex thori kr rhay hain. Meri bhi behen hai yar I totally respect women trust me. Mujhe tmhari izzat ka khyal nae hoga to kisse hoga? Tum bhi na pagal hahaha. Uper kro shirt ab jldi
11. Shadi? Krenge na obviously krenge. Mai pehle apne pau pe khara hona chahta hu jaan. Islye filhal suhaagraat imagine kr k mera lora khara krdete hain chalo. 123 go. Mai kundi lga k aunga...
12. Yar whatsapp pe bheja kro snapchat hang hota hai mera. Yar tmhara dimagh kharab hai? Why would I take screenshots? Kasssssam se nae lunga. Sae se bhejna ok muah haha cutiee meri.
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