I’m 11 mins into Rise of the Skywalker and I think I might just stop and do my taxes fucking hell
sorry I have to quit the rebellion. the breakneck exposition of this movie has given me deadly whiplash. gonna start a band instead WE ARE EVERYBODY
I take it back Richard E Grant is here to save the day.

oh wait no we’re at elephant burning man.

what is happening
30 mins in. 110 left left.
the best scene in this movie was followed immediately by the worst (so far). this script is a nightmare these poor actors are locked inside of. if I just turn it off I can set them free.
be free my children. goodnight 😘
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