tons of studies link obesity and poor oral hygiene, but none seem to dive much into a causal model

oral bacteria have enormous incentives to produce compounds that stimulate your appetite for high glycemic index carbohydrates

do we think they *can't* evolve to mind control you

maybe you think this sounds ridiculous

but is that what you really think, or is it what a few million little stowaways want you to think

oh, right

i forgot that it's extremely important that we continually sacrifice the accuracy of our models of what's happening on the altar of our idea that we have "single" "minds" that are "making" "decisions" with their "willpower"

hahaha awesome