tons of studies link obesity and poor oral hygiene, but none seem to dive much into a causal model

oral bacteria have enormous incentives to produce compounds that stimulate your appetite for high glycemic index carbohydrates

do we think they *can& #39;t* evolve to mind control you

maybe you think this sounds ridiculous

but is that what you really think, or is it what a few million little stowaways want you to think

oh, right

i forgot that it& #39;s extremely important that we continually sacrifice the accuracy of our models of what& #39;s happening on the altar of our idea that we have "single" "minds" that are "making" "decisions" with their "willpower"

hahaha awesome