@Calum5SOS Whats the biggest city in the world? dublin. cause its always doub-lin
I& #39;ll do a couple more to get the thread started, @Calum5SOS How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
@Calum5SOS what do u call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA
@Calum5SOS why are dogs bad storytellers? because they only have one tale.
@Calum5SOS due to quarantine, i can only tell inside jokes!
@Calum5SOS I wanted to tell you my chemistry joke.... but i was afraid id get the wrong reaction
@Calum5SOS what do you call two witches sharing an apartment? BROOM-mates
@Calum5SOS whats it called when you share fruit snacks?
the redistribution of welchs
the redistribution of welchs
@Calum5SOS Pun enters a room and kills 10 people.
pun in, ten dead
pun in, ten dead
@Calum5SOS what did the one nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
imma cashew
imma cashew
@Calum5SOS Why’s it so hard to find a parking spot at a space station? Cause they’re outer space.
@Calum5SOS what does a nosey pepper do? it gets jalapeno business!
@Calum5SOS why do crabs never give to charity? because they& #39;re shellfish
@Calum5SOS what do zombie vegetarians eat?
GRAAAAIIINSSS
GRAAAAIIINSSS