Okay here we go again

Okay pehle 10 second me hi jhooth

Second lie: we've managed to control the losses that we could have suffered because of coronavirus

Kya karunga mai aadarpoorvak naman ka?

Of course token mention of Babasaheb

Point pe aa na uncle log kitne anxious hai pata nahi kya

Mangal kaamna ka mai kya karunga?

Lie again: we have low numbers because we're not testing enough.

Lie number 4. Exact ek maine pehle you said it wasn't a health emergency and you didn't examine people arriving at airports

Bohot bada kadam bohot unplanned bhi tha uncle.

"We shouldn't compare with other countries. But let's compare anyway because we need to pat our backs" WITH FUCKING LIES.

Dude this is not an integrated approach. Lockdown wasn't timely either.

Point pe aa na yaar 10 minute ho gaye

Bohot badi keemat chukani padi hai.

Gareebon ko
Medical paramedical workers ko

Aur kisi ko nahi

He's applauding state govt. I guess he's forgotten about Madhya Pradesh

Okay so finally

Nationwide lockdown till May 3

He took 12 minutes to get to the point ffs

Lockdown going to be stricter in the next one week. Till April 20.

If areas appear to be in control after April 20, some provisions will be opened for them (no mention of what)

Guidelines will be issued tomorrow

Finally, a mention of daily-wage workers.

New guidelines will have more info on welfare of the economically marginalised groups

At least no coronavirus memes this time

Waah Ayush Ministry and app plug in

Kisi ko naukri se na nikale. Lol vineet jain lol