smh at these results

really guys?? really???? https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1249910418815873026
(@ americans) you really want to live in the world where north america is splintered?

with all of the geopolitical implications therein?
brb getting a big-ass american flag tattooed across my back and taking back 90% of the jokes I've made about wanting california to fall into the sea
did I use therein correctly in that tweet?

who knows

who cares

'murica
the shredded husk of my childhood patriotism is reanimating

you goobers have given it new life

going to mute this thread and blast weepy country music from my balcony
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