“Ho Ho Lun just did a shark fin souplex.”

- Jerry Lawler, probably
“Sunil Singh’s got him in a fireman’s carry!!”

“More like a fireman’s curry.”

- Jerry Lawler, probably
“Angel Garza’s hanging on the ropes like a piñata!”

- Jerry Lawler, probably
“No Way Jose just hit him with that plantain power!”

- Jerry Lawler, probably
“Id like to stuff Becky Lynch like a shepherds pie if you know what I mean, heh heh.”

- Jerry Lawler, probably
“That Bobby Lashley, let me tell ya. He reminds me of how I like my coffee; big and black! Ha!”

- Jerry Lawler, probably
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