Suh it was summer and mi cousin pinky link mi seh she meet a nigga up a Clarendon way and she like him and thing. She nuh know Clarendon but I did so she ask mi fi follow har go look fi har man. Neva too up fi it but I wanted her to stay safe so I followed her.
Boom now Saturday we jump pon a bus and touch inna May pen and we followed her bf direction and come off at such place. Pinky phone guh dead mi a try call the yute and nah get him so we out deh like half n hour until pinky start get upset.....
As mi fi ring him again mi see the smaddy a march like hell a come enuh lol. From mi see pinky smile mi know a seh dat. Di fuss thing him ask pinky is if she thirsty because the sun was hot. Him buy a long bottle of water fi har and we head a guh up a him yard now....
Pinky nuh liff a straw
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">. Di gate? him push it. Di grill and door a him escort har inside. As har foot land inna di house him ask weh she wah fi eat. Him call one a him thugs and buy three $400 food fi we.
An hour pass now when food digest and everything him and pinky move to the room. Raaasclaaat di bredda dig up di best 90s love song dem fi play. After a while di only thing mi hear is "FUCK YUH WANT? FUCK YUH GET? FUCK YUH WANT GAL? FUCK YUH GET?! DWL...
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Is like every time pinky go fi talk him hood ram inna har. Knowing pinky she always a brag how she can manage sex and dis and that. Bredda! Mi hear pinky a bawl di living eye wata inna the room. Bitch dramatic
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Hear har nuh "Why yuh fuck mi suh good? Why Dave? Bombocllaaat why yah fuck mi suh good"?
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> me? Dead wid laugh. After 4 hours a sex and dem finally come out and pinky bathe and him lotion har skin and buy jerk chicken fi har when she reach dung the road....
Pinky glow like bulb that day. And the happy ending of it is dem still deh up to dis day. Clarendon man? Have a buzz!