Donald Trump saying he's gonna "open up the country" means nothing. I opened up my bank account to deposits from the lottery. I opened up my phone lines to the Lakers' front office. I opened up my living room for a private Beyonce concert...

Guess what happened?

The same thing that happened when Jared Kushner was put in charge of "opening up" the Middle East— absolutely nothing.

So fret not... When Trump says we are "open for business," the only people who will listen is stupid people.

Luckily, most of those people already work for the Trump Administration.