Do not shut me in AND expect me to eat nutritiously.

NO. I will not.

Either I need my friends or my foods. I prefer my foods with my friends. But if I can’t have my friends, gimme my dang foods.

And, yes, I have a chip on my shoulder and I’m about to eat it with onion dip.

I don’t mind working out extra. What I do mind is thinking we can get through this sanely without a blueberry muffin.

And some of y’all go on and just do your CrossFit. The rest of us are going to do our conniption fit and I bet we burn just as many calories.