TRUMP DIDN'T SHUT ANYTHING DOWN.

He didn't shut down a single business
He resisted using the Defense Reauthorization Act to make PPE
He didn't shut down state governments
He didn't even ask governors to shut down states
Not even the WH Press Corps social distancing is bc of him
It might upset some people to see this group of clowns who didn't even attend clown college talking about "opening up the government" but this is one case where you can find solace in Trump's ineptitude.

Part of the problem is that hasn't done anything
This is why the coronavirus is ravaging America and black communities in particular.

But it is also why we don't have to worry about the US opening up too soon (Unless you live in Fla., SC, Miss., Ala., Ark., Louisiana, Tenn., Wisc., or anyplace with an FM country music station)
Donald Trump saying he's gonna "open up the country" means nothing. I opened up my bank account to deposits from the lottery. I opened up my phone lines to the Lakers' front office. I opened up my living room for a private Beyonce concert...

Guess what happened?
The same thing that happened when Jared Kushner was put in charge of "opening up" the Middle East— absolutely nothing.

So fret not... When Trump says we are "open for business," the only people who will listen is stupid people.
Luckily, most of those people already work for the Trump Administration.
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