thanks to kristan ive just now realized i have a thing for older men. i cant stop laughing at myself. what have i become
there are tears in my eyes. john mulaney el profesor ryan ross joel mchale donald glover adam driver min yoongi what is wrong with meeeeeeeeeee
I DONT EVEN HAVE DADDY ISSUES. IVE NEVER HAD A TEACHER CRUSH. someone pls take pity and end my life for me. idk why this is the funniest thing to have ever happened to me.
diego luna. the mandolorian. bill hader.
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