MSBY BLACK JACKALS PLAYERS EXPOSE THREAD!
by the former pr intern who is now the overworked and underpaid employee
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by the former pr intern who is now the overworked and underpaid employee
firstly, i& #39;d like to thank msby pr manager for giving me this opportunity after my 6 months unpaid internship
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌" title="Victory hand" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand">however you talk weird and you think you intimidate me but you& #39;re not scary, just very weird; plus i asked for a cake, you said yes, but i ain& #39;t see no cake
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captain meian doesn& #39;t talk to me much, but so far he& #39;s been nice; but when he does talk, i can really feel the generation gap
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌" title="Victory hand" aria-label="Emoji: Victory hand">he& #39;s mostly unproblematic and treats his teammates like they& #39;re babies, he thinks he& #39;s the cool dad but no he& #39;s the weird vodka uncle
oliver barns probably can& #39;t even see me, he has a pet fish in a tub that he pets like it& #39;s a dog
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">weirdly enough i don& #39;t feel the generation gap when i talk to him, probably bc he& #39;s a lesbian defender
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">he and romero has this weird sexual tension but he refuses to acknowledge it
adriah thomas is a man of few words, he also probably can& #39;t see me, but his twitter location is shugo& #39;s omega slick so i believe we can all guess what type of person he is, and no you are not babie, you& #39;re 29
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libero inunaki shion do be kinda weird
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">last time he was so shady to adlers& #39; mb hirugami that i had to open a press conference and publish a statement apologizing on his behalf, all that trouble bc of a fake woke tweet
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bokuto koutarou is too excitable and he doesn& #39;t have enough impulse control, im very concerned about his public image because sometimes he gets into tomfoolery and can& #39;t get out, plus everyone in the office has akaashi& #39;s number as their emergency contact-
- and im sure that speaks more volume than words ever could
sakusa kiyoomi stands an approximate 2 meter away from everyone, douses himself and anyone within his radius in 70% alcohol disinfectant spray, carries 7 masks in his bag, looks at pics of harvest mice in his free time and made me a cake this morning because he& #39;s a nice person
btw he& #39;s always wearing a mask so his voice constantly sounds like that part in a billie eilish song where she speaks into a fan
miya atsumu,,, let me take a distressed inhale, he& #39;s Always in some sort of controversy, if his name trending, it& #39;s never something good, and then i& #39;ll have to clear his searches and beg newspapers to remove their articles, here& #39;s photographic evidence of his fucked up searches
pls appreciate me more and stop flirting with your teammates and adlers& #39; setter kageyama tobio please i Beg
hinata shouyou is babie!!! the nicest person in the entire msby building, he& #39;s never in any controversy and is the best at fan service!! his merch always sell out and he has a cute jingle for every activity that he does
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however i will say that the amount of fansite pictures of you staring longingly at adlers& #39; setter whenever you play against each other is a little alarming
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that& #39;s all for the time being, the final verdict is im not being paid enough for all the shit i have to do, @ schweiden alders pr team, if you treat me better than this, i will hit you up no question asked, thank you for reading this thread and pls leave some merch ideas juiceyo