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MSBY BLACK JACKALS PLAYERS EXPOSE THREAD!
by the former pr intern who is now the overworked and underpaid employee
by the former pr intern who is now the overworked and underpaid employee
firstly, i'd like to thank msby pr manager for giving me this opportunity after my 6 months unpaid internship 
however you talk weird and you think you intimidate me but you're not scary, just very weird; plus i asked for a cake, you said yes, but i ain't see no cake 
however you talk weird and you think you intimidate me but you're not scary, just very weird; plus i asked for a cake, you said yes, but i ain't see no cake
captain meian doesn't talk to me much, but so far he's been nice; but when he does talk, i can really feel the generation gap he's mostly unproblematic and treats his teammates like they're babies, he thinks he's the cool dad but no he's the weird vodka uncle
he's mostly unproblematic and treats his teammates like they're babies, he thinks he's the cool dad but no he's the weird vodka uncle
oliver barns probably can't even see me, he has a pet fish in a tub that he pets like it's a dog 
weirdly enough i don't feel the generation gap when i talk to him, probably bc he's a lesbian defender 
he and romero has this weird sexual tension but he refuses to acknowledge it
weirdly enough i don't feel the generation gap when i talk to him, probably bc he's a lesbian defender he and romero has this weird sexual tension but he refuses to acknowledge it
adriah thomas is a man of few words, he also probably can't see me, but his twitter location is shugo's omega slick so i believe we can all guess what type of person he is, and no you are not babie, you're 29 
deadass
deadass
libero inunaki shion do be kinda weird 
last time he was so shady to adlers' mb hirugami that i had to open a press conference and publish a statement apologizing on his behalf, all that trouble bc of a fake woke tweet i will say, i agree with the content of the tweet tho
last time he was so shady to adlers' mb hirugami that i had to open a press conference and publish a statement apologizing on his behalf, all that trouble bc of a fake woke tweet i will say, i agree with the content of the tweet tho
bokuto koutarou is too excitable and he doesn't have enough impulse control, im very concerned about his public image because sometimes he gets into tomfoolery and can't get out, plus everyone in the office has akaashi's number as their emergency contact-
- and im sure that speaks more volume than words ever could
sakusa kiyoomi stands an approximate 2 meter away from everyone, douses himself and anyone within his radius in 70% alcohol disinfectant spray, carries 7 masks in his bag, looks at pics of harvest mice in his free time and made me a cake this morning because he's a nice person
btw he's always wearing a mask so his voice constantly sounds like that part in a billie eilish song where she speaks into a fan
miya atsumu,,, let me take a distressed inhale, he's Always in some sort of controversy, if his name trending, it's never something good, and then i'll have to clear his searches and beg newspapers to remove their articles, here's photographic evidence of his fucked up searches
pls appreciate me more and stop flirting with your teammates and adlers' setter kageyama tobio please i Beg
hinata shouyou is babie!!! the nicest person in the entire msby building, he's never in any controversy and is the best at fan service!! his merch always sell out and he has a cute jingle for every activity that he does 
however i will say that the amount of fansite pictures of you staring longingly at adlers' setter whenever you play against each other is a little alarming
that's all for the time being, the final verdict is im not being paid enough for all the shit i have to do, @ schweiden alders pr team, if you treat me better than this, i will hit you up no question asked, thank you for reading this thread and pls leave some merch ideas juiceyo
