How to be a vandal: a thread
Disclaimer: the only things you need to be a vandal are spray paint and legs, but this thread is for those of us looking to be a vandal with passion. A vandal with a purpose greater than himself.
1. Acquire spray paint, an array of colours.
2. Obtain various spray paint caps to incorporate variety into your work.
3. Start with simple subject matter. A chair, perhaps.
4. Develop a tag, if you wish.
5. Practice. Or don’t. That is a matter of personal preference.
6. Assemble a black ensemble, including a reputable pair of running shoes.
7. Scout locations during daylight hours. Think about what you want your work to accomplish, and which locations will give it the highest chance of doing so.
8. Make sure you have a reason for what you create. Doesn’t matter what your work does, as long as it does something. (Inform, beautify, question, highlight, etc).
9. Vandalize at night, in your black ensemble.
10. On the off chance that you are caught, ensure that you have the lung capacity to outrun the pig who is trying to silence you. It should be easy, cops are worthless and we have youth on our side.
11. Relish in the adrenaline, it’s good for the soul.
12. Don’t expect recognition

This concludes my thread on how to be a vandal with passion. Good luck to everyone who follows my advice. I’ll see you on the streets (6 ft away tho)
P.S. drop anyone who tries to tell you art is a crime