Movie Howl: suave, saves Sophie from catcallers, won't work for the king bc he's pacifist, kinda moody sometimes

Book Howl: Welsh grad student, IS the catcaller, won't work for the king bc he's lazy, gets PLASTERED before fighting the witch bc he cant handle facing his evil ex
i love howell Jenkins so much, fuck that guy
Read Howl's moving castle, cowards
Howl when he gets sick in the movie: "oh dear :( I shall retire to my aesthetically messy room and sigh despondently over what a coward I am. Please Sophie, stay with me and help me be a better person"

Howl when he gets sick in the book:
Movie version of howl and Sophie's love confession: "wow!!!!! Sophie you're so beautiful! You're just like starlight (:"

Book version: "lol let's get married and torture each other for the rest of our lives I love you so much, you annoying piece of shit lmaoooo"
Actually the book confession is super sweet and romantic like Sophie Literally breaks the curse but she and Howl are so busy gazing into each other's eyes and grinning as they tease each other that they don't even notice 🥺🥺
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