All right. New Moon time. I saw this movie once in theaters. Let’s see what this is like.

Ok, I read Romeo and Juliet freshman year. Some of my more ambitious classmates read it in 8th grade. That play is not senior year material. #justsaying

I like Bella the best in New Moon.

So... about that paper cut.

I once got a cardboard cut on a piece of matte board at a gallery I once worked at, and that hurt and bled a lot.

That’s all.

The part of this story where Edward tries to completely remove himself from her life is so *selfish* and *violating* it makes me shake with anger. He’s so fucking toxic and frankly, that part alone should have been unforgivable.

Nevertheless, the “October- November- December” scene still hurts.

But honestly, why didn’t Charlie take Bella to therapy when she kept waking up screaming? He’s her parent. That still bugs me.

And yet, in her own way, Bella is *just* as selfish and shitty as Edward is. I just.

Therapy.

This saga makes me wish for a magic therapy shaker.

AND IF I WAS JESSICA, I WOULD HAVE JUST LEFT BELLA’S SELFISH DESTRUCTIVE ASS.

Fuck. At least someone has their head on straight.

I promise I’m still watching but the teen angst is kind of boring me so I’m scrolling through Instagram while I’m watching.

New Moon: Everyone needs to work on their issues in a constructive, vulnerable and honest way.

...like that ever happens when it needs to. *sigh*.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon: Toxic Masculinity Is Not Romantic, Y’all

#allthesemotherfuckersneedtherapy