What does a technical evangelist do to scratch the in-person conference itch when there are none? Live-tweet a fake security con held at her apartment, of course.

Here we go. (1/14)
Iā€™m here today at the illustrious and completely faux StayHomeCon ATX! Iā€™ll be in the @capsule8 tshirt so come say hi if you see me!!

First impressions: super impressed with this yearā€™s badges ā€” the organizers really went all out this year. Hashtag badgelife. (2/14)
This is one of the first cons Iā€™ve been to where all the restrooms are gender-neutral. Thank you for being so inclusive, StayHomeCon ATX!! (3/14)
Wow! Got to meet the infamous lady who goes by the hacker handle Tubby Custard. She told me all about her recent research bypassing two-factor pawthentication.

They say never meet your heroes but she is an absolute sweetheart!!! (4/14)
This cost 6 freaking dollars. These convention center markups are ridiculous. Wonder if I can expense it. (5/14)
Time for booth duty at the Living Room track coffee table! If you love Linux security, weā€™ve got some sweet swag for you! Hope I can break away long enough to grab a handful of black tshirts from the other vendors. (6/14)
Watching a presentation in track 1, the Bedroom Track, about high purrformance computing. (7/14)
Time for a break! Theyā€™ve got a sweet lockpick village. Amazingly, I didnā€™t have to fight over a tension wrench ā€” there were plenty of them. (8/14)
The afternoon talks in the Living Room track are really illuminating. I especially enjoyed the one on cryptographic salts! (9/14)
Time for dinner with a vendor. I need to change into my nice clothes; weā€™re going for some very fancy food ā€” you might say ā€œoat cuisineā€.

(I canā€™t take credit for that pun ā€” itā€™s the title of a ā€œGood Eatsā€ episode.) (10/14)
Afterparty time. The sea of hoodies has been replaced by evening wear. Iā€™ve spotted at least one Tux. (11/14)
Ugh, the amount of acohol at security conferences has gotten way out of hand. (12/14)
On the other hand, at some cons itā€™s a feature not a bug. Like PumpCon. (13/14)
I finally hacked my badge and figured out how to get it working! So great to make some awesome connections at StayHomeCon ATX. As always, itā€™s all about the hallway track, no matter the size of the hallway. See you next time, friends!!

(H/t @wendyck who sewed the mask!)
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