So @moonhalvess inspired me to re-watch all the Star Wars and I completely forgot the extreme travesty that is The Phantom Menace

First of all, what is the age gap on these two?

Secondly, I will not discuss J*rJ*r B*nks in any capacity. I refuse.

Name anyone with a more iconic chin than Palpatine though. I’ll wait.

These podracing sports announcers are named Fode and Beed and yes I googled it because I HATE them.

In every Star War there must be but one (1) strong female brunette. That is the cardinal rule

Yoda looks good. Like a grouchy, century old Castelvetrano olive.

Why does every father figure have to dieeeee

Imagine giving the Gungans more screen time than ROSE TICO?!?!