I'm so horny I could fuck a hole in the moon and give us all a cursed sky donut

sorry everyone I was supposed to attempt dating maybe locally idk maybe do something maybe get out more literally the week I got sick and we all went into lockdown and so I am NOT TAKING THIS WELL

sorry to the moon, sorry to the tides, sorry to some idk ppl with their magickckck practice bc i fucked the moon too hard and ruined your uh witch ritual or whatever

when this is all over the wagon wheel of my life path is gonna leave an absolutely devastating rut in the wet unfucked mud of the future

when this is all over there are going to be men that learn what bottoming is for the first time and by god it WILL be my fault and I WILL make breakfast and then I will say "get out of my house i am going to the woods thank you"

(this is all funny bc this is mostly a Queers-Only-Zone re: who gets to touch me, I talk a big streak of this but tbh my patience for being a Human Amusement Park lasts about 2 hours and then I'm fucking done)

I'm sorry for the TMI but consider: I am mcfucking losing in isolation with chronic pain and no ability to draw, write, or fucking do anything so now everyone gets to hear this until i can draw tits again.