it's 1:30am and I'm watch a 90 minute vlog by two gay fellas going to disney world
they're reviewing their hotel room in gatwick at the minute
I'm sick of pretending I don't enjoy this I'm fucking loving it they're having the best time since sliced bread
early start for our heroes as they board the shuttle train to their terminal, gary is in high spirits
quick stop off at giraffe, somewhat a tradition for the boys
they're just friends, but the sexual tension is palpable
excellent news for our intrepid travellers as they discover that frozen 2 is being shown via the in-flight entertainment system
two bags of peppa pigs and they're fucking buzzing, can't wait for them to get to disney man they're gonna go fucking ape shit
30 minutes in, they're still in Gatwick
premium economy for our homosexual homies, they are living it up!
honestly man these pair of knackers are a hoot, not sure I could stand them for a week like
vegan cottage pie has went down a storm on the plane, and you get actual MUGS in premium economy 😼
big shout outs and appreciation for the cabin crew from our likely lads, so humble and grateful
neither watched frozen 2, so don't really understand the previous excitement??? too busy scranning by the looks of it
private "minnie" van to animal kingdom lodge, which comes with free cheese?? odd, but I'm here for it
aw gary is gonna explode man he's fucking buzzing (it's always been his dream to stay in this resort)
disney tunes blaring in the hotel room now, they're bouncing off the effing walls
FYI: they don't recommend the private minnie van, very overpriced ($155) and quite an awkward experience. stick to the magical express.
straight off to the park and I don't blame them, only there for a week this time round!
They've gone to Pandora and I think I might leave it there for tonight troops, I'm working in the morning and there's about 20 minutes left. might carry it on, might not.
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