One of my parents’ friends just DMd me asking if I want to join a political discussion group. I recounted how I left political journalism because I hate all of that but of course said yes because I’m going in there like a fuckin’ kamikazi and I’m gonna burn that mother down
And so it begins
These are the questions in this shitty group. I will continue this crusade.
I won’t stop
This group is bananas and these people are fucking idiots. So they get the responses they deserve. I’m on a Taylor Swift riff right now you guys.
To wit:
This was a post about Nancy Pelosi of course. So far this is going very well.
Oh no I’ve been informed I can leave!
Aaaaand I’ve found the target. Here we go.
Some people are very, very dumb. And I live for this. I will make a mockery of this alleged discourse.
Had to get all Dougie Howser on them
Got’em 😏
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