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I wanted to wait a few days (bc it says it lasts 5 days so I wanted to see if that was true. But ANTYWAYS. Alright so I popped this pill and waited 90 min (like it says) for it kick in. And-
So boom I’m getting ready to test it out I was like okay ima pee first. My man in the shower so I go in there. BITCH I’m peeing like normal, I had a fucking orgasm while I was peeing! At first I was like wait what is this the my body said:
So I’m making all these noises and going crazy and my man peaks out from the shower (he knew I took the pill) and he like bet, hops out the shower laughing and shit.
I’m done already, I wish I never took the shit. Like this O lasted 10 minutes. Stg. So we get in the bed and I already wanted to tap out and he ain’t even touch me yet. It was like a weird but good feeling mostly weird though.
He get to touching me and I’m screaming already like there was no insertion yet of ANYTHING. He laughing and shit and I’m pissed bc I really thought it was some bullshit (my friend said it didn’t work for her) but NOPE it’s not. Anyways we doing foreplay, well he was im like
Then he start giving me head and I’m crying at this point, legit tears flowing and he just keep going holding my hands down cause bitch I’m ready to GET TF. Like it lowkey feels like a vibrator just sitting on your clit on the highest setting.
Anyways and he stick that thang in me and instantly I came I mean like instantly like you know when you get those 90 sec mashed potatoes in a bag and you blink and boom they fluffy? Like THAT QUICK YALL.
Of course he keep going. He enjoying this. Cackling like he funny. I’m climbing up the wall and we probably 3 min in and I done came like 4 times. I wish I was lying. I was in pain. My soul left and was knocking at the gates of Heaven. So I finally just let my body take over.
I don’t normally squirt during sex like it takes a lot for me too, but bitch you would’ve thought you were at a water park HELLO.
And he just making me take it I’m crying and screaming (but ina good way) shit felt so good. Even though I’m praying it’s almost over I didn’t want it to be over. But my body really didn’t have nothing else left to give. Oh but the bitch DID!
Finally he finishes, I already did like fiftyleven times. I’m curled up in the fetal position like lord
He looking over like you wanna go again? Boy gone. It felt like I just ran 5 miles, climbed the Great Wall of China then got ran over by a truck. And i didn’t do SHIT THE WHOLE TIME.
It’s been a few days and I still feel a little tickle tickle when I pee. But if you were contemplating taking this hoe ima go ahead and give a 10/10. But me? It’s gone be a few months before I ever do it again. Thassit. Thassall.
