//The last 5 years has me conditioned to expect bad news whenever I see someone trending, so now I'm just sideeyeing the fuck out of Twitter every time I see a porn star trending.
-I'm DOUBLY conditioned to expect bad news when I see porn stars trending cause with one exception it's something bad...okay 3 exceptions. One of those was cause of a death hoax, another cause Latin America and another cause politics.
-And I guess every time someone's shown up on an insta stream this week, which is what prompted this thread to begin with
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