"Steve has to go because the moon has shattered in to five distinct pieces." https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1249831849687482371

"Steve has to go because the laws of physics are no longer being obeyed in Wyoming."

"Steve has to go because every rat in America has unionized."

"Steve has to go because every human tongue is actually an alien parasite."

"Steve has to go because the coronavirus has become sentient."

"Steve has to go because future Steve has arrived dressed only in fire and speaking in the long-lost, accursed tongue of the Azrealians"

"Steve has to go because he has, after seventeen long years on our planet, become unable to hold together a human form."

We all know Steve just really had to pee, right?

The blood of babies is a well-known diauretic.