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I have a Lana Del Rey; a theory thread
So we all know how Marina and Lana don’t talk anymore, see this thread https://twitter.com/fxckinghxroin/status/1213540351023054848
BUT what if when Lana wrote How To Disappear, she wrote it for Marina, she wrote Joe and John, and I’m sure people wonder who she wanted to be with/chose... but what if it’s NEITHER bc she actually loved Marina
So when Lana told Marina, she(Marina) had to think about whether to be with Lana, so while she was deciding Lana tried to pool as much money as she could
Hence the Surf shop, NFR! HIAB, and Bartender, TG/FIILY videos and Doin time, bc she planned on leaving with Marina but then Marina rejected
And the reason Lana’s NFR era was so short and non existent was bc she didn’t plan on having one bc she would leave, also hence why she’s sort of just stopped caring as much
The poetry book was her trying to start a new life, most likely with a new name, but since she teased it she couldn’t just forget it now that she would stay as LDR, she couldn’t make it physically bc she wasted all her money making it with another name
So she ultimately decided to just make it a spoken word album so she wouldn’t have to reprint and it would be easier.
And Lana dated Sean so that if this ever got out, no one would believe it, either that or as revenge to Marina bc she knows Marina is anti-republican!!
But anyways that’s my theory
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