Choose your quarantine house. Descriptions in the thread.

House 1:

Martha Stewart
Elmo
A life supply of pudding cups
Audiobooks playing round the clock, all read by Gilbert Gottfried

House 2:

Various woodland creatures
A mostly-helpful but extremely insecure ghost of a Victorian woman
Lots of cake
You have to call Pitbull three times a day so he can hear you call him “Mr. Worldwide”

House 3:

Your favorite musician, alive or dead, but they also have major gastrointestinal issues and there’s only one bathroom
Indoor pool
Cereal for dinner
Downstairs neighbors who bang on the ceiling when you so much as cough

House 4

Iron Man
Captain America
Constantly on your period or walking around with a raging boner
Nothing to read but old magazines.