You all asked for it and it’s finally here: the big thready thread!!

Famous People who may or may not,, be eggs:

1# Nice sheen to it, slight discolouration tho. Could be down to egg gang wars. Suspicious yet nutritious.

#2 a true egg icon. Rather on the large side, could be a double yoker. Unsure if egg or human- tattoo is truly a curveball. Perhaps factory branding? Ingenious

3# a blue blooded egg. Possibly duck. Solid sheen on this mother. Could do with a bit of TLC- hairy eggs are bad eggs. Could also do with redistributing that yolky wealth

#4 this egg is HARD. An absolute nightmare to crack. Tears would be shed in the process. However this egg is flawless, and you can tell it’s of mighty spirit and can sing suspiciously well. You’re welcome

#5 we saved the best till last. Behold our egg overlord in all his galactic splendour. A truly versatile egg, perfect for frying, poaching, or playing a space commander or Lenin, whatever makes you eggcited. His followers scramble to him for his majestic aura. The true king

#6 okay sorry we HAVE to finish this thread with calling out of an IMPOSTER. This is DEFINITELY a human, not a real egg. Look at that bountiful hairline. He could run his hand through that and it’d be like a rich corn meadow. Call the eggs-men to take this bastard down